It's my life to wreck my own way.

Be my boo. #GeorgeStrait

Frosty cone for the win!

I only throw myself at dudes that want absolutely nothing to do with me. Clearly. I’m not feeling good and I’m on a serious #Morrissey kick this week.

Sounds about right.

In the absence of your love, and in the absence of human touch … #Me #Morrissey #TourAlready #IMissMoz

Big money! He’s treating us all to dinner!

Forever the third wheel. #backseatdriver

It’s gonna be about an hour to get home in this traffic … this should help.

Sarah wants me to get these … I think they’re a little drag queenish. ehhh. (at Platos Closet)